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Posted on 19th Apr at 2:50 AM, with 82,099 notes


realizing you were alive before some of your friends even existed

Posted on 19th Apr at 2:36 AM, with 85,646 notes


420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

Posted on 19th Apr at 2:36 AM, with 120,339 notes


I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment

Posted on 19th Apr at 2:24 AM, with 1,232 notes


Stunning photos of Poveglia - the most haunted place in the world - which is now up for sale by the Italian government. Photos include the mass graves of plague victims, the skull of a “vampire” with a rock shoved in it’s mouth to keep it from biting people, and the collapsing ruins of the insane asylum.

"A quarantine station, a dumping ground for plague victims, more recently a mental hospital — the tiny island of Poveglia in the Venice Lagoon has served many unpleasant purposes over the years, but today it stands empty, a crumbling collection of abandoned buildings and weeds run riot just two miles from the glittering palaces of the Grand Canal. Legends and rumors about Poveglia are nearly as pervasive as the weeds, and they read like a horror story: that so many people were burned and buried there during the black plague that the soil is 50% human ash; that local fishermen give the island a wide berth for fear of netting the wave-polished bones of ancestors; that the psychiatrist who ran the mental hospital was a butcher and torturer who went mad from guilt and threw himself from the island’s belltower, only to survive the fall and be strangled by a "ghostly mist" that emerged from the ground."

Posted on 19th Apr at 2:15 AM, with 1,747 notes

The Pinwheel Galaxy.(Image credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech/ESA)


The Pinwheel Galaxy.
(Image credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech/ESA)

Posted on 18th Apr at 3:09 AM, with 26,608 notes


a man walks into a bar and the bartender asks “hey why the long face?”


the man ignores the bartender and orders his drink


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